The Joy of a Colonoscopy!
Oh what a blast it is turning 50! I hit the big 5-oh back in December. Three days after my birthday I had foot surgery to remove a planters wart from the ball of my left foot. Now, 6-7 weeks later it finally feels as good as new. This ends nearly 6 months of nagging pain with this stupid wart. But that’s another story.
One of the things recommended for anyone turning 50 is to have a preventive colonoscopy. I had a sigmoidoscopy done about 10 years ago, and that’s a completely different violation of the human body which can only be experienced to fully understand. There is no pain with the colonoscopy, the discomfort is in the “prep”. And I might also add, a liquid diet the day before the procedure no party, even though I could have milkshakes all day!
The day before your procedure and the morning of your procedure, you must chug a quart of liquid that tastes like, and has the thickness of, lemon fresh Joy dishwashing liquid. My brand was called MoviPrep. It is almost comic in its efficiency. About 45 minutes after the first 8oz gulp of this goop you think a volcano is going to erupt in your belly. And it does. Many times over the next hour. Then peace reigns, until assault part 2 begins the next morning!
After part 2, your colon is picked cleaner than Cindy Lou Who’s house on Christmas Eve after the Grinch got done with it! By the time I was in Ephrata Hospital ready to be wheeled into the OR, I couldn’t wait to be put under by the anasthesia, because I was so insanely hungry I pondered eating my own fingers!
God only knows what kind of jokes the doctor and staff are cracking while the roto rooter is trolling your intestines, because you are OUT. I remember rolling over on my side and then waking up in recovery about an hour later.
They found polyps, as they did 10 years ago. Almost 4 weeks since my colonoscopy and I haven’t heard anything about the diagnostics on the polyps. I’m mildy concerned about the polyps themselves, more concerned about the bill! Because I checked with my insurance carrier before the procedure. As a “screening” it’s at no cost as a provision of health care reform. However, if they find polyps, it’s diagnostic and the free part is thrown out the window. Or so I’m told, we’ll see. I will report on it when I see it.
Did I mention I got my AARP card?
Hello?! Attention 50 year olds: Get a physical!!!
It seems like every week I sit down with someone, mostly men, who are over 50 years old and they tell me how healthy they are, “Why I haven’t been to the doctor in 20 years! I’m in great shape!” Maybe.
Pretty much every health insurance company insuring individuals requires someone 50 or older to have had a physical with bloodwork done in the last 2 years. No physical? Case closed. Period. No insurance. It’s too much of a risk for the insurance company. Plenty of these so-called healthy folks will drop dead tomorrow! Do you really have to think for more than a minute to come up with the face of a fifty something friend or c0-worker that “seemed to be in good shape”, that collapsed with a heart attack or stroke?
Geez, if you already have insurance, a preventive physical is FREE as a mandate of health care reform. And even if you forget the wise old adage that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, if you are in the market for health insurance for yourself…you won’t get coverage without a physical!
So suck it up you wimps that fear all doctors. What? You’re TOO BUSY! Heart disease and cancer thrives on people who are just “too busy”. And stop being so self-centered, it’s not all about YOU. I have a hunch some people you know might also have an interest in you getting a physical. So what are you waiting for? Make that appointment!
No More Pennsylvania Adult Basic!
As of 2/28/11 the state of Pennsylvania ran out of dollars to fund its’ Adult Basic health coverage. About 40,000 individuals across the Commonwealth are scrambling to get something in place. The options are many, the affordable options are few. I may be able to help. Give a call: (717) 468-0130.
Do You Have Dental?
When I talk to prospective clients for health insurance, about half the time the question, “Do you have dental?” comes up. There are no really fabulous dental insurance plans and you can probably imagine why. An insurance company makes money when they don’t have to pay claims. Most people are very healthy and rarely have a claim, so the insurance company is making $$$. But give someone dental insurance and they’ll go as often as they can! That COSTS the insurance company money. Nonetheless, they are some possibilities. Watch the video, send me an e-mail (broweems@ptd.net) or give me a call (717-468-0130).
Am I Paying Too Much for Health Insurance?
Whether you are looking at your pay stub and looking at the deduction for your health insurance, or looking at your bank statement and seeing the autodraft of another month’s health insurance premium…from time to time you wonder if you are paying too much for health insurance. What should you do?
Should I Self Insure or Use My Employer’s Health Plan?
As the cost of health care rises in this country, employers may be paying less and less toward your health benefits. It’s very common for the company to pay a lot for you the employee, but very little for your spouse and/or kids. It’s worth it to look at options to self insure.
Catastrophic Health Insurance
Okay, so you’re super healthy, and rarely go to the doctor…AND you don’t want to spend a lot on health insurance. Perhaps the answer is coverage just for catastrophic events, major illness or horrible accident. But is this all you need?